This came from China, but it might as well have come from the maternity ward at a puppy and kitten hospital in Candy Land because this is the most adorable thing I have ever seen. 

(Ten times cuter than the hundreds of baby photos we get.  I don’t see cute dimples and button noses— I see future mug shots and eating disorders.)

I’ve been using these phrases in my everyday life.  That’s how much I love this. 

“OK ~ you got an opportunity.”  I’m not even kidding, I envision myself using this phrase for the rest of my life.  Like my kids will ask me, “Mom, can we have a bowl of Cheerios?” and I’ll be like, “OK~ you got an opportunity.” Or “Welcome, our pleasure.”  Or “Give me a hand, save your time.”  Or I’ll put on a hockey mask and attack them with a chain saw.

Or I’ll be a stage mother— AHH!!  (See: second paragraph.)